Happy New Year
“Happy New Year” is the greeting carried on the lips of everyone at this time of the year. The hope that our human compatriots have a fortunate twelve months. We wish those we care about […]
Fantastic Beasts Flumps
I’ve noticed that many of my recent blog posts have been overly negative. That’s why I decided to write a review about the newest movie set in the Harry Potter universe with a hope that […]
Maybe Americans Should Vote for Donald Trump
On November 8th the American public will vote for their next leader. Recent American elections have been glorious competitions to see who can add more holes to the sinking American ship. Perhaps it’s time to […]
Ibiza Inspected
Ibiza is an island, in the Mediterranean Sea. One which is sadly devoid of dinosaurs, although some of its inhabitants do look distinctly scaly. When I went to Peru I hoped to find a bear […]
Mother Teresa – A Canonisation Trial
I consider myself an expert on 3 things; late blog posts, 90’s kid’s TV shows and the history of Albanian nuns. On the 4th of September 2016 Mother Teresa is to be canonised as a […]
Bland, Bland and Bland, a Ghostbusters Movie Review
I could be talking about Olympic shenanigans, nuclear proliferation or Turkish delights but instead I’ve decided to explain why Thor drawing ghost tits is not funny. Welcome to The Last Bus To Pluto. The […]
The 100% Factual Official Guide to Brexit
For months on end now we’ve had to listen to two cults shrieking about a supposed apocalypse that can only be avoided by supporting them exclusively. I am of course, referring to the Brexit vote. […]
What to Expect in Season 6 of Game of Thrones
With only a few days to go here’s my list of what to expect in Season 6 of Game of Thrones. The Riverlands are Back I predict the series will start with some damn foolish […]
The Strange New Ghostbusters Trailer
For the past year Sony has been haemorrhaging cash with a litany of bad movies. Their market share of the box office is now a miserable 8% with only Spectre and Hotel Transylvania passing the $100m […]
The Non-American Guide to the American Election
On the 8th of November 2016 America will elect a new president. Here’s an American election guide for non-Americans. […]