United and Divided
It has been the mission of empires and republics alike to unite the lands they have lost and flourish from a position of internal invulnerability. After all, once you are properly united you can never […]
Political
Rising From the Ashes Like a Rubber Chicken
Throughout 2020’s boring apocalypse the one thing we could depend on to cheer us up was America’s political sitcom. It came filled with a cast of awkwardly flopping sleazeballs, continually confused neo-liberals and the main […]
The Cobra Effect
Once upon a time Britain ruled over India. It was a fantastic time in history. Not for the Indians of course, but I’ve been reliably informed that the British quite enjoyed it. They did however […]
The Infection in the Heart of Hollywood
It has always been true that positions of unchecked power are attractive to sex criminals. This is clearly the case for corrupt governments, paramilitaries and spy services who undoubtedly harbour a large number of paedophiles […]
Trials, Troubles and Tribulations of Donald Trump
The world has seen three weeks of a Trump presidency and a return to normality is but a glimmer on the horizon. His supporter base is prouder and happier than ever, but elsewhere strife reigns […]
Maybe Americans Should Vote for Donald Trump
On November 8th the American public will vote for their next leader. Recent American elections have been glorious competitions to see who can add more holes to the sinking American ship. Perhaps it’s time to […]
The 100% Factual Official Guide to Brexit
For months on end now we’ve had to listen to two cults shrieking about a supposed apocalypse that can only be avoided by supporting them exclusively. I am of course, referring to the Brexit vote. […]
The Non-American Guide to the American Election
On the 8th of November 2016 America will elect a new president. Here’s an American election guide for non-Americans. […]
Stop the ‘Baby on Board’ Scourge
One frivolous road based topic has crossed my mind multiple times when driving along the motorway. Its confusing tendrils drawing my mind away from my mild irritation at the white van occupying the passing lane of the motorway whilst driving a tepid 50mph. Seriously, just move to the middle lane! […]
David Cameron and His New Avengers
What do politicians and super heroes have in common other than strong self-belief and a love of spandex? The ability to divide opinion is the surest of answers. If, however you were to suggest the […]