Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review (Spoiler Filled Edition)
You can relax people, it’s not a disaster. Come join me in this spoiler-filled review! […]
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review (No Spoilers)
You can relax people, it’s not a disaster.
Star Wars is well and truly back. […]
Stop the ‘Baby on Board’ Scourge
One frivolous road based topic has crossed my mind multiple times when driving along the motorway. Its confusing tendrils drawing my mind away from my mild irritation at the white van occupying the passing lane of the motorway whilst driving a tepid 50mph. Seriously, just move to the middle lane! […]
Spectre is a Damp Squid
This week I took a stroll into one of Belfast’s cinemas. I won’t say it’s name for legal reasons so we shall call it Nodeon. A small popcorn and coke set me back £3.20 and […]
The Quest For Paddington Bear
This summer I decided to take a trip to Peru in search of the worlds 7th favourite cartoon bear, Paddington. […]
The X Factor Returns To Put The ‘Ick’ In Music
The summer is coming to a close meaning the inevitable return of Britain’s most tired reality show, a stunning achievement with ITV who are still serving helpings of Britains Got Talent and I’m A Celebrity. […]
Are The Belfast Bikes Heralding In The Apocalypse?
On a beautifully rainy August evening in Belfast, a Mrs Philomena Proctor came across the first crack in ground. It cut deep into Oxford Street. Around 3 foot in length and less than 5 inches […]
Has Microsoft Lost Its Way?
People used to hate them. Those were the days. Microsoft had an unenviable talent for summoning guttural disdain from a user base wholly dependent on it. Straddling the computer software market like it was King […]
Why are England a bad team?
Yesterday I was talking to my friend Bill who totally exists and is not an artificial construct created to assist me in polluting the internet with my opinion. Bill told me that England are a […]
David Cameron and His New Avengers
What do politicians and super heroes have in common other than strong self-belief and a love of spandex? The ability to divide opinion is the surest of answers. If, however you were to suggest the […]