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Happy New Year

December 31, 2016 Ryan

“Happy New Year” is the greeting carried on the lips of everyone at this time of the year. The hope that our human compatriots have a fortunate twelve months. We wish those we care about […]

Fantastic Beasts Flumps

December 18, 2016 Ryan

I’ve noticed that many of my recent blog posts have been overly negative. That’s why I decided to write a review about the newest movie set in the Harry Potter universe with a hope that […]

Maybe Americans Should Vote for Donald Trump

November 7, 2016 Ryan

On November 8th the American public will vote for their next leader. Recent American elections have been glorious competitions to see who can add more holes to the sinking American ship. Perhaps it’s time to […]

Ibiza Inspected

September 29, 2016 Ryan

Ibiza is an island, in the Mediterranean Sea. One which is sadly devoid of dinosaurs, although some of its inhabitants do look distinctly scaly. When I went to Peru I hoped to find a bear […]

Mother Teresa – A Canonisation Trial

August 28, 2016 Ryan

I consider myself an expert on 3 things; late blog posts, 90’s kid’s TV shows and the history of Albanian nuns. On the 4th of September 2016 Mother Teresa is to be canonised as a […]

The 100% Factual Official Guide to Brexit

June 12, 2016 Ryan

For months on end now we’ve had to listen to two cults shrieking about a supposed apocalypse that can only be avoided by supporting them exclusively. I am of course, referring to the Brexit vote. […]

The Strange New Ghostbusters Trailer

March 13, 2016 Ryan

For the past year Sony has been haemorrhaging cash with a litany of bad movies. Their market share of the box office is now a miserable 8% with only Spectre and Hotel Transylvania passing the $100m […]

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